Friday, June 13, 2003
LOL, I know pensions aren't the sexiest topic, but if you have one and its a bit flaky (like mine), this might make sense ;-)
THE TFT GUIDE TO... THE PENSIONS CRISIS
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1) Instead of a getting a pension, invest your money in other, more reliable, financial products. Like scratchcards.
2) Start eating cat food. Not only will your food bills plummet, but if you're 25 now, you've got 40 years to develop a taste for what will be your staple food in your retirement.
3) Consider working long beyond retirement age. Become Kate O'Mara.
4) Resolve to stay active in your retirement by delivering pizzas.
5) Hope you die before you get old.
THE TFT GUIDE TO... THE PENSIONS CRISIS
=
1) Instead of a getting a pension, invest your money in other, more reliable, financial products. Like scratchcards.
2) Start eating cat food. Not only will your food bills plummet, but if you're 25 now, you've got 40 years to develop a taste for what will be your staple food in your retirement.
3) Consider working long beyond retirement age. Become Kate O'Mara.
4) Resolve to stay active in your retirement by delivering pizzas.
5) Hope you die before you get old.
